Tuesday, 17 June 2008

Once Upon A Time



Once upon a time in the small Portuguese village of Luz a party of English and Scots professionals were talking a holiday, a family holiday.

There was one particular couple who were both doctors who were the parents of twins who were not yet two years old and a little girl who was just short of her fourth birthday.

Each and every night of the holiday one parent or the other told the little girl





and




while we go out on the piss.

So off they went even knowing full well that




Locking the door behind them because they didn't want anybody walking in and robbing them of their goods and chattels they headed off down the road hoping that they would soon be in a




after quaffing many bottles of vino calapso.

And feeling all alone even though she was left with her two siblings who were just toddlers the little girl thought



but









I'm left all alone



Oh well sobbed the little girl let's



So endeth chapter one.


I dropped on these titles quite by chance whilst searching for something or other, one or two looked interesting and that they might hold potential, again for something or other.

All the records are from one site, it's possible I could have made a smother more flamboyant story if I had gone elsewhere in search of particular titles but I thought I would take up the challenge and try to create something out that which was at hand.

Is there enough "value" in chapter one that would warrant another chapter or two?

There is still enough material to achieve at least one more chapter, it's your say.

The only alteration from the original is the red "T" somewhere in the story.

Sunday, 15 June 2008

Gallery Eight


I suppose there are few that have yet to watch this shameless twat in this thirty second clip from Sky, but for those that haven't here you go.

I cannot for a moment imagine how the words of this stupid insensitive culpable piece of trash will go down with all those people, both Portuguese or other that gave up days if not weeks searching for the daughter of this odious pair.

Bad enough they wasted their time searching for a child already dead but to have their help so demeaned in such public manner is beyond the pale.

Something's cooking for sure, this Murdoch owned channel first running with hundreds of negative comments on the Amber Alert story and airing just these few particular seconds out of however long the interview was, ain't no accident, not by a long chalk.

Something is coming down, be it oh so long overdue, but coming down it is.

Bring it on.














Friday, 13 June 2008

Down The Pub


Hat tip to the contributors at the 3As for supplying the names.




















Enough!

Thursday, 12 June 2008

Sunday, 1 June 2008

Gallery Six










Check out the body language of the male McCann, the bugger can't keep his eyes open.





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