Thursday, 30 October 2008

Gallery Twenty Eight

Methinks my MP might be getting a little something through the post when the time comes.

For visitors from afar and not familiar with the last caption, "I'll get me coat" is a quintessential English phrase someone might use after telling a really bad/stupid/corny joke, hence the caption applies to me not the graphic.
Al-Qaeda mole was lifted from the web.

UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE! to borrow a phrase from a comment poster on Joana's blog when this latest COR-FUCKING-BLIMEY! update appeared on McCann's blog.

I'm not going write a lengthy tirade but say just a few words.

After twenty two days of silence Gerry McCann updates his blog with what is writ below.

Given all that has gone on in this case, given all the squandering of public donated money and given how half the world feels about this grubby little pair I can say but this:

Doctor Gerald McCann you are unequivocally insane.

H/T Pamalan for the screenshot.


"If there was hope, it must lie in the proles, because only there, in those swarming disregarded masses, eighty-five percent of the population of Oceania, could the force to destroy the Party ever be generated." Orwell

Full list of Murdoch holdings here. Scary.

You may think I am stating the obvious by posting the thumb but I do get visitors from some pretty strange lands.


I dropped on this site the other day, MeeTees, they have a McCann related page.


I shall throw these two graphics up on the page, they've been sat on the back burner long enough, but believe me any levity they may depict is no reflection on my mood.

Pissed, extremely pissed, so severely pissed off in fact my blood is boiling and who wouldn't be when reading revelations like this?

When confronted by 24Horas with the suspicions about his connection to the Maddie case, Marcos Aragão confirmed that he was already paid by persons that are connected to the McCanns. “They haven’t paid me honoraries but rather expenses due to transportation, lodging and food, in order to interview João Cipriano in prison”, the lawyer explained, adding that the purpose of the conversation was to “analyze” the procedures of Amaral as a PJ investigator.

What on earth is going on in this world, is this how innocent parents spend publicly donated money, publicly donated money to fund a search for a missing child diverted to pay for the blackening of the name of Goncarlo Amaral.

Publicly donated money by the bucketful, diverted to pay for a seedy lawyer, a seedy lawyer by the name of Aragão Correia, he of yet another red herring fame, the dam search.

Money donated to pay a seedy lawyer through an even seedier company of crooks; crooks, liars, wire tappers,and cocaine thieves.

Crooks, liars, wire tappers,and cocaine thieves who, let us not forget, have a penchant for buying false witness statements and false sightings, non other than the clowns of criminality, Metodo Three.

And what of the Portuguese judicial system? I must be careful here because I have a great deal of trouble understanding the vagaries of said system.

I'm sure I am not alone in this, but surely, given what has so far been rendered in "evidence" and what has come to light regarding connections and motives of those involved in bringing about this prosecution, then surely this farce masquerading as a trial should have been tossed out days ago.
If of course, it should ever have been accepted in the first place.

So where am I going going from here? mount up and get back in the saddle, and to quote that slimy whore Mitchell, the gloves are off, they are off big time.

Innocent parents! innocent my arse.

Watch this space.

Sunday, 19 October 2008

Gallery Twenty Seven

As far as I can tell, nobody other than Mercedes is running a piece about the interaction (run around) between cops UK, cops PJ and the eagerness of the Tapas Nine to return to Portugal for a re-construction.

No link just click the Mercedes (translated) link in the sidebar.


Time for a repost and a chuckle, They Beat Me. Not worksafe.


In order for the above to have any meaning I shall post the relative comment that I left on Joana's blog.
The subject was Payne's statement made outside the High Court where she reiterated the lies and bullshit of yore.

This is my take on the situation, perhaps some of you might agree.

Tapas Seven Except Damages

My initial reaction was probably the same as many, disbelief followed by outrage but on reflection and having just watched Payne give that statement on behalf of THEM ALL and more importantly on BRITISH SOIL, they, the Tapas Seven or better described as loyal troops, have followed their little Ceaser and have crossed the Rubicon.

Crossed the Rubicon, burnt their boats or whatever other metaphor that could be employed, the Tapas have done it in Spades.

This is no unaccountable inaccurate statement made to a foreign police force, this is a statement of record given in Britain and as such their lies are now etched in stone.

It won't be today or tomorrow for that matter, but rest assured there will be a day when they will rue crying hail Caesar.

So says I, drive on Tapas Seven, enjoy your "moment of vindication" but fix it firmly in your mind's eye because your day of vindication is also the day you put your collective heads in collective nooses.

When will the trapdoor spring,? I know not, but believe me, it will and the whole sorry bunch of you will sway gently in the breeze.

You're on the road to Tyburn, you just don't know it yet.

Did I say material was drying up? stroll on! trust the Yankees to come up with this kind of shite, but WTF is the Express, of all papers, doing printing such merde?

Were it a sophisticated newspaper one might think they were taking the piss but in this upside down world we seem to be living in I would have to admit that the ridiculous would appear to have become the new reality and any metric previously employed to make a judgement seems now to be obsolete.
The world's gone mad, but I think you might have figured that one out for yourselves.

Mr Plod for those not familiar.

Saturday, 18 October 2008

The Ronster: Against All Odds

And I have no doubt whatsoever that he don't need me to tell him this.

If you win this championship Ron, you deserve it boy, threefold.

Good luck.

Friday, 17 October 2008

Feeding Kitty

"At least you won't have to feed kitty every day."

So said an American blogger who invited me to guest write on his blog, this being an alternative to starting up a new blog and committing myself to the daily "must feed kitty."

Not a bad euphemism really, particularly if you want to approach blogging with some degree of professionalism and as such give your readers something new and interesting on a daily basis.

I did for a while take up his offer and not for totally unselfish reasons, firstly it gave me somewhere to write and express myself, but more importantly I had to write within set parameters, those parameters being no profanity and no anger.

It did me the world of good, for when I eventually started Only In America blog it was my second attempt of publishing a blog under that name, the first blog was quite simply an angry rant.
An angry rant that did me no good in the writing of and no good for anybody in the reading of, let's face it an occasional rant is OK but no one, myself included, wants to read a constant tirade of anger and vitriol.

This by the way is not the reason why the blogs have been closed, I just thought I would mention it in passing .

The blogs were closed because quite frankly I needed timeout, timeout from feeding Kitty and timeout to break the cycle of feeding said cat.

As the McCann situation has developed to where it stands today usable material has become increasingly scarce and harder to develop, increasingly more time consuming to the point of becoming a full time job and lastly, and not unimportantly, as the McCann situation has become humorless so have the graphics.

There are however occasions when a bit of material is handed to me on a plate so to speak, a non finer example of what is below, not the most humorous I admit but oh so fitting.

So peeps what I am saying is, I shall open up the blogs but I shall be posting at my leisure so don't be expecting new stuff every day.


Tuesday, 7 October 2008