What comes after "Cor bleedin' blimey" whatever it is it can't do justice to describe these two clowns?
I don't know what kind of career super duper cop David Edgar has had, but if this is his swan song it must have been a beauty, a real twenty four carat diamond studded beauty with fucking knobs on.
I've asked the question before, do I have to shout it, DOES NOBODY GET EMBARRASSED ANY MORE?
Hidden in a peasant village no less, just about sums the whole thing up.
MADDIE COP ON TRAIL OF ‘MR SPOTTY’
21st May 2009
By Jerry Lawton
A DETECTIVE hired to find Madeleine McCann flew out of Britain yesterday on the trail of the spotty suspect he believes masterminded her abduction.
Former RUC officer Dave Edgar is travelling across Europe tracking an “ugly” man seen casing out the McCanns’ apartment in Portugal the four days before she vanished.
He is convinced Maddie is still alive and was snatched by someone who “wanted a child to love”.
Mr Edgar is acting on information from the public.
This follows the broadcast of a C4 documentary featuring a reconstruction of the then three-year-old’s kidnapping in May 2007.
It included a computer-generated image of how Madeleine may look now aged six and a photofit of a pock-marked man seen by four witnesses acting suspiciously outside the apartment before the abduction.
One woman helped investigators compile the image of the suspect after they unearthed her witness testimony in 17 volumes of police files on the case which has been archived “unsolved”.
The drawing prompted 300 phone calls and five or six possible names for the suspect.
Last night the McCann family’s spokesman Clarence Mitchell said Mr Edgar was following a “potentially vital” new lead.
He said: “For operational purposes I cannot say where Mr Edgar and his team are exactly, but they are following up a very encouraging lead.”
Mr Edgar, 52, believes Maddie could be hidden in peasant villages close to the Algarve resort of Praia da Luz where she was snatched. Daily Star
I've never read so much fucking rubbish in all my life, well not since the last "Maddie" story, but you know what I mean.
I spent more time buggering about with this than I would care to admit, but then I do like a spot of surrealism on occasion.
Shirin Fakhim
