Give it a rest for fuck's sake, have you no shame?
Perhaps you should put away the pen for awhile and pick up the spectacles and read a bit of something, there's plenty of it about, there's a bit below this you could start on if you're stuck.
I'm not pasting the
Sun's tripe on these pages, you know what the story is, FFS you should by now, there have been enough of them, toss the dart at the map, that's this weeks location.
Sad, proper sad bastards the fucking lot you.